January 2012
144 posts
“Frankie Muniz is SUCH a good match for me.”
– No one (via yousaucymink)
you fucking suck dude.
Yogurt covered pretzelssss.
I’m taking a break from being annoying and just letting it be. Stopping worrying about drama and grudges and the past and instead letting in new things and happiness and fun and good work ethic and smilesssssss and yay
cherries jubilee!
I never know how to react when my mother cries.
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no! we must wait 5 seconds
Finally getting a chance to go to the bathroom...
totally-relatable:
this is my life.
grampahardstyle:
you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”
Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH