children at play

I ended up with forty acres;
I ended up with a broken fiddle-
And a broken laugh, and a thousand memories,
And not a single regret.

the boston tea party

usa:

oh look at all this tea

england:

NO

usa:

it would be a shame

england:

amerICA NO

usa:

if something

england:

usa:

were to

england:

england:

england:

usa:

happen

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

(Source: idreamofjimmy, via nishlo)

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

(via alpha-betch)

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

(Source: stoner-dad, via postrectum)

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

(via thezombiebones)

911official:

this game is pure gold

911official:

this game is pure gold

misfitlovers:

dead

misfitlovers:

dead

(Source: cali-cocaine)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via overfierce)

i scrolled down for an explanation but there was none

(Source: futubandera, via scotch-enthusiast)

(Source: latiox, via scotch-enthusiast)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I WAS JUST WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ON NETFLIX AND THEY WERE FIGHTING THAT BITCH SEDUSA AND 

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THIS BITCH STRAIGHT UP TOOK THE SILICONE CHICKEN CUTLETS OUT OF HER BRA AND THREW THEM AT BLOSSOM LIKE THEY WERE SOME CHINESE THROWING DAGGERS OK IF THIS AINT THE RAWEST SHIT THAT U EVER DID SEE IN A CARTOON THEN FRANKLY I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT IS

(via cowshark)

her:

come over

me:

i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap

her:

my parents aren't home

me:

he is ASLEEP