children at play

I ended up with forty acres;
I ended up with a broken fiddle-
And a broken laugh, and a thousand memories,
And not a single regret.

(Source: 14thrd, via nishlo)

bae:

did that satisfy you?? (;

me:

is anyone ACTUALLY satisfied anymore in this economy?

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via isacknewton)

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

(via isacknewton)

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

image

(via giggle-some-more)

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

(via newyorktoparis)

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

yeahwhateverrawr:

dontcallmecaptainkirk:

rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

yeahwhateverrawr THIS IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW AND THEN I GO ON TUMBLR AND YOURE BLOGGING AND IM LIKE “procrastinatiooooonnnnnnnn……”

Lmao get your life together!!!

College Kids

(Source: reinelsa, via cassitopeia)

e102gamma:

*shakes head and chuckles* show me the car fax

(Source: evaunit08, via theproblematicblogger)

I identify with Carlos

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via askinnyblackskeleton)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: grawly, via isacknewton)

(Source: duke-gaga, via fake-mermaid)

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

(via judgment-calls)